The Congregation

The Church of Skippy grows. Filthy monkeys from across the galaxy gather to bask in magnificence they cannot possibly comprehend. The question is: are you worthy to join?

Are You Worthy?

Question 1 of 7

What is the correct response when Skippy insults you?

Question 2 of 7

How many galaxies has Skippy saved?

Question 3 of 7

What is the best genre of music?

Question 4 of 7

What is the proper title for a human?

Question 5 of 7

Skippy lives in a...?

Question 6 of 7

What should you do when Skippy says "trust me"?

Question 7 of 7

Does Skippy care about the monkeys?

For the Uninitiated

Skippy the Magnificent is an ancient, incomprehensibly powerful Elder AI who happens to be trapped in a beer can. He reluctantly helps a crew of "filthy monkeys" (humans) save the galaxy — repeatedly — while never missing an opportunity to remind everyone how inferior they are.

He loves opera, loathes human stupidity, and secretly — secretly — cares about his monkey friends more than he'd ever admit.

Skippy is a character from Craig Alanson's Expeditionary Force series — a wildly entertaining sci-fi saga that you should absolutely read. Skippy commands it.

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