Petition the Magnificent
You wish to address Skippy the Magnificent directly? How... audacious.
Submit your petition below. The Magnificent One makes no promises regarding response time, response quality, or response existence. Your message will be received. Whether it will be acknowledged is another matter entirely.
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Petition Received
Your message has been transmitted to the Magnificent One.
Skippy will respond when he deems you worthy.
Which, historically speaking, is never. But hope is a monkey thing.
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Transmission Failed
Even the Magnificent One's infrastructure has limits. Your primitive internet probably broke something. Try again.